This is us after four weeks of wedding craziness, sleep deprivation, ruthless humidity, temple visits, countless sacrifices of coconuts for reasons I still don’t fully understand, old friend and family reunions, ultra-patriotic drinking races against middle-aged Punjabi women, exceedingly good food, a party house with a waterfall and giant floating swan, batshit crazy Malaysian drivers, jet-skis, a bag-packing marathon, and a long flight home. Highly recommended. Now to sleep continuously for a few days.