Overstimulation complete
Armageddon Expo, 2012. Of note:
- Lines. Lines! LINES!!!.
- Dubstep.
- Sneans and backpack/fannypack combos.
- Giant swords for sale.
- Elbow jostling.
- Greasy game controllers.
- Minor celebrities.
- Getting owned on Call of Duty. Every respawn. Within seconds. Now I remember - this is why I don't play computer games.
- Zombies.
- "RIP Steve Jobs" apple-shaped plush cushion.
- Asian girls doing the peace sign for photos.
- The new Wii U. Actually pretty cool.