Random flashback, c. 2013ish.
The lockdown is here
Not a soul to be seen. This thing is starting to feel pretty eery.
On the plus side, I make it to work in record time.
Unreal.
An extremely good time to be in the hand sanitiser business
I saw a lady wearing surgical gloves in the supermarket today.
Seriously, world. Calm down.
The impeachment process in its most tolerable form
Complete with lingering sour aftertaste.
The big three five
Five human years on the clock for this long glass of dog.