“Mike Pence...there’s a man whose smile comes from all the way at the back of the freezer.”
Every cymbal demo ever
“…a much chalkier, much more ethereal, polyester-type top to it.”
Nailed the ridiculousness of those review videos 100%.
Heil's Kitchen
Excellent recommendation C/o MJB.
I made you a sandwich
“…….can I see?…..”
The Resurrection Rustle
Accurate.
Sans moisturiser
Disturbing stuff from FaceApp.
Power naming
An interesting watch about “black-sounding” naming conventions:
…which inevitably took me back to this piece of Key and Peele gold:
…and then on to Name of the Year, a selection of real names pitted against each other for the annual title.
Some personal favourites (real and fake):
D’Squarius Green, Jr.
Jackmerius Tacktheritrix
D’Isiah T. Billings-Clyde
Travis Couture-Lovelady
Covadonga del Busto Naval
Leoz Maxwell Jilliumz
L’Carpetron Dookmarriot
J’Dinkelage Morgoone
La Royce Lobster-Gaynes
Swirvithan L. Gooding-Splatt
Quindarious Gooch
Mahogany Loggins
Bucky Worboys
Shakiraquan T.G.I.F. Carter
Sequester Grundelplith M.D.
Crystal Patriarche
T.J. A.J. R.J. Backslashinsforth V
Legume Duprix
Vagonius Thicket-Suede
Ladennifer Jadaniston
Logjammer D’Baggagecling